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So this morning I am driving to work and the light ahead of me turns red. My left foot instinctively goes to put in the clutch... except today I am driving my Land Cruiser which does not have a clutch (and which I have not driven in a while)... and my left foot instead finds the brake pedal and tries to depress it…

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My boss is awesome. He is out this week (skiing in Colorado, lucky bastard) so I am handling things by myself here in the office. Today the UPS guy shows up and gives me a package and inside is a bottle of 17 year Eagle Rare (one of my favorite bourbons, limited release, already sold out here in town until next fall…